1. What if spiderman didn’t live in new york city and he lived in the country instead. He’d have nothing to swing from. He’d just be a man crawling in a field.

     
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  3. behindbobsburgers:

    JuliaNunes pointed out that “Bob Belcher has no ears.” Our supervising director, Bernard Derriman, responds:

    Bob’s barber swears they’re in there. He’s also pitching a show called “Bob’s Barber.”

     

  4. Anonymous said: As a storyboard revisionist of Adventure Time, what exactly do you do.

    natazilla:

    most of my days

     
  5. engelen:

    Little farewell piece for our Childish Tycoon. #BonTroyage

     
  6. angryblackman:

    "You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, white, uh, uh, uh, guilt, white guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage."

    (via rickandmortyquotes)

     
     
  7. rickandmortyquotes:

    From last night’s BRAND NEW episode! (spoiler free)

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  8. rickandmortyquotes:

    "I hope our prices aren’t too low! I can’t really tell because I can’t really see anything, I have so many ants in my eyes"

    Like us on Facebook!

     
  9. Twitch Plays Pokemon - Season 2

    (Source: reddit.com)

     

  10. futurefantastic:

    battybatty:

    Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

    "please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"

    (via lowoncliches)

     
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  13. herrkaschke:

    Ich spiel Tekken nur mit der Gitarre mein Freund allerdings der spielt es auf dem Klavier

     
     

  14. like-lucy-in-the-sky:

    fwips:

    like-lucy-in-the-sky:

    why are the bad guys’ horses always menacing and demonic too like

    is there some kind of horse breeder for evil villains

    come to uncle jim’s evil horse stables: for all your villainous horseriding needs

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    aR E YOU THE REASON THIS IS GETTING SO MANY NOTES 

    (Source: spookmallow, via lowoncliches)

     
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